Issue 0 - New Forms

Vs.

New media vs. Media - Media seemingly determines current world history, while new media is creating the means for this to stop happening, or at least confuse it for a bit.

New George Bush vs. Old George Bush - You mean there are two of them, I though he just got some Beverly Hills work done on the cheeks and Barbara sent him back into the rat race. Their cabinets and policies are so similar, is there really a difference?

Patriotism vs. Old Patriotism - In the old days it was a song about a War that CANADA beat them at, and random American myths like Crispus Attucks and the Boston Tea Party. Now ití’s Operation Enduring Freedomí’. Freedom? Enduring?...

New Economy vs. Old Economy - The Old Economy went under because of Railroad Prospecting and too many people getting caught up in monopoly while the New One focuses on the Virtual Highwayí¢â‚¬ ¦Whatever happened to my hotel on Atlantic Avenue goddammití¢â‚¬ ¦

New World Order vs. Old World Order - One was based on Royalty who spoke to í¢â‚¬ËœThe Almightyí’ while the other runs on corporations who meet and talk to no one but themselvesí¢â‚¬ ¦uh, I mean talk to the public and allow them to have an even say on world affairsí¢â‚¬ ¦yes Ted and Rupert, you guys are right. I tune into Star T.V. and Turner Classics everyday.

New Coke vs. Classic Coke - The New Coke was a terrible failure while the Classic Coke is drank at sporting events in order to look stoicí¢â‚¬ ¦or is that in their commercials? Regardless, I think that the CIAí’s, I mean Coca Colaí’s, international operations have been very very well executed.

New Nike vs. Old Nike - Nikeí’s new runners come sans laces and are increasingly streamlined. But then there is less material, and therefore less time and money to be made in South East Asia. Those sweatshop owners, must be awfully bitter.

New School vs. Old School - You mean new school isní’t old school, I mean middle schoolí¢â‚¬ ¦But I thought the sneaks I bought were Vintage 2004 Pradas with that retro meets future styleí¢â‚¬ ¦damn, where did that 700 dollars goí¢â‚¬ ¦Oh right, those perfectly fitting, twenty year old bell bottomsí¢â‚¬ ¦My afro needs pickiní’í¢â‚¬ ¦ shizamm.í‚